{"product_id":"plague-dr-straw-topper-10mm","title":"Plague Dr. Straw Topper 10MM","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(190, 20, 20);\"\u003ePlanning to wander the great outdoors? Rejoice — for the sickly, wing‑buzzing disease‑borne fiends rejoice as well, eager to dip their filthy little mandibles into thine beverage. These micro‑toed miscreants would gladly claim your straw as their personal bathhouse if left unchecked.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(190, 20, 20);\"\u003eAnd should such flying deviants breach the walls of your inner sanctum, fear not. For the \u003cstrong\u003ePlague Dr. Straw Topper\u003c\/strong\u003e stands as a miniature sentinel — a guardian perched upon your vessel, halting their advance with the authority of mask and mantle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(190, 20, 20);\"\u003eLet no gnat, midge, or airborne heretic trespass upon your drink again.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(190, 20, 20);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRelic Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul role=\"list\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(190, 20, 20);\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(190, 20, 20);\"\u003e3D printed with care and precision\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(190, 20, 20);\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(190, 20, 20);\"\u003eFits most Stanley\/tumbler straws\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(190, 20, 20);\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(190, 20, 20);\"\u003eSize: 10mm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(190, 20, 20);\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(190, 20, 20);\"\u003eStraw not included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Plagued Page","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":48484992155840,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/0215\/6224\/files\/Plague_Dr._Straw_topper.jpg?v=1782084388","url":"https:\/\/theplaguedpage.com\/products\/plague-dr-straw-topper-10mm","provider":"The Plagued Page","version":"1.0","type":"link"}